Me: So whatcha got there?
Sophie: Nothing…
Me: I think I see something.
Sophie: What?
Me: That letter.

Sophie: Oh, *this* letter?
Me: Yes, that letter. What is it?

Sophie: LOOKIT! I got MAIL from HOGWARTS and they want me to GO TO THEIR SCHOOL AND BECOME A WITCH, zomg.
Me: …
Sophie: I can turn Eden into a mouse!
Me: Uhh, Sophie… Did you see who the letter was addressed to?
Sophie: No, why?
Me: Just take a look…

*turns letter around*
Sophie looks down.

Sophie: What the #$%^ is this?!

Sophie: This isn’t my name, is it?
Me: I’m afraid not…
Sophie: Who the &%$@ screws up addresses THAT badly?!
Me: … I’m not sure. And where did you learn those words?
Sophie: Belarus…

Sophie: Oh well…
Me: Guess you’re still a Muggle.
Sophie: Can I still get a Hogwarts outfit?
Me: Sure, I’ve got just the thing
Sophie: I’m still awesome, even without the wand and magic and stuff, right?
Me: Yup!