Sophie: YOU LEFT ME AT HOME!
Me: … I went to *work*…
Sophie: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME, YOUDON’TLOVEMEANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Me: I didn’t think you’d want to go. Plus you slept in this morning.
Sophie: …

Sophie: So you didn’t forget my birthday?
Me: How could I forget your birthday when you’ve been telling me every day… for the last two months?
Sophie: … That is true.

Me: Are you still wearing yesterday’s clothes?
Sophie: I wanted to wallow in self pity. Wearing yesterday’s clothes seemed like it fit.
Me: Okay, come on, let’s get you into something better.

Me: Feeling better?
Sophie: Yup! But you still didn’t get me a birthday present…
Me: Look to your right, sweetie.

Sophie: Oh, hah! Silly me!
Me: Uh huh. Let’s see how it all fits!

Sophie: So what do you think?
Me: You look great, Sophie!
Sophie: I don’t have to share, do I?
Me: Not if you don’t want to, but it’d be nice of you to share if your sisters asked nicely.
Sophie: I guess…
Me: Now time for your glam shot!

Me: Happy birthday, Sophie! Say ‘cheese’!
Sophie: GLAM!
*click*