Sophie: I’m an Olympian!
Me: Oh really?
Sophie: Yup! How can you *not* know that? I have a gold medal and everything!
Me: What did you get a medal in then?

Sophie: I got a gold medal in skeleton, of course. Blythe’s have big heads, this makes it so that they have an added advantage compared to you so-called “proportional” human beings.
Me: Are you sure that’s not just your ego talking?
Sophie: … I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.

Sophie: How come you don’t have a gold medal?
Me: Uhhh… Because I’m not an athlete?
Sophie: Lameeeeee.

Sophie: I’m just a little giraffe, hanging around my little friends…
Me: You know there’s a flu bug on your head right?
Sophie: … I’m just a little homicidal giraffe, hanging around with sharp objects…

Starting at the 12:00 position is the Flu, from GIANTmicrobes, then it’s Elijah (from Build-A-Bear fame, also my go-to-bear for modeling human-wear over at Chelle-Chelle.com), Sumi (Vancouver 2010 Paralympics mascot) and Collie (my eldest teddy bear living with me, also the one that I took everywhere with me when I was younger).

Sophie: I’m not speaking to you.
Me: …
Sophie: You wrapped me up and put me in your purse to take me to the dentist and you didn’t even have the DECENCY to take me out for a photo.
Me: …
Sophie: So I’m not speaking to you today. I hope you’re happy with that.
Me: …

(more…)

Sophie: You know, this is *not* what I had in mind when I signed up for this.
Me: Models have to listen to the photographers.
Sophie: You barely qualify.

Sophie is wearing the left Vancouver 2010 Red Mitten, a Mukmuk keychain plushie and stock panties (lol).